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The 12 Days of Christmas Payroll

At Silverdrop, we have been getting into the Christmas Spirit, and as bit of fun, we created a new Christmas Poem:

The 12 Days of Christmas Payroll 

We hope you enjoy it…

*best when singing it to the tune of the Traditional ’12 Days of Christmas’ song*

 

On the first day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

A Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the second day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the third day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the fourth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

On the fifth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the sixth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies

Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave 

and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the seventh day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the eighth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Eight Compassionate Leavers

Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay far from Easy

 

 

On the ninth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers

Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the tenth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Ten Exec’s a Quitting
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers

Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Eleven Holiday Loadings
Ten Exec’s a Quitting
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers

Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:

Twelve Jury Duties

Eleven Holiday Loadings
Ten Exec’s a Quitting
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers

Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy

 

From everyone at Silverdrop, we hope you have a wonderful holiday season!

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